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This is Bullshit (24/?)
Title: This is Bullshit (24/?)
Authors: [info]howido_fics & [info]youbrat
Pairing: Brendon/Ryan
Rating: R
Summary: Brendon gets Ryan's email
Disclaimer: *sigh*
Author’s Note: This is a co-write. [info]howido_fics is Brendon, [info]youbrat is Ryan. Ryan's pov is in blue and Bren's is normal black.

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HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF HOLY MOTHER OF HOLY!

CHEEZ-IT CHRIST-CHEX RYAN!

*checks pulse*

call 9 - 1 -FUCKING -1.

I think I'm going into cardi-act arrest or something. I can't breathe.

Seiosulsy, I checked my email about three hours ago, and I have yet to calm down from it. I screamed. At work.

YES! there was no goddamn warnign on this thing, and I opened it at work.

I had to close the email. and act like I saw a spider when three people came in to check on me.

Then, I had to open the email again. And again. And again. And well, I think it is my 123798058970439 time. And I already made a trip to the restroom....twice...

Naked pics of you Ryan? Holy shit.

You are so fucking amazingly beautiful. I thought seeing your body moving against me. Or all wet. Or laying naked next to me was one thing, but this...capturing that one moment where you look so young. and hot and vulnerable.

Fuck.

Shit.

Damn.

Now we are defeintly going to have to take some pics of the both of us together for sure. but these sexy bitches are going in a special spot. And printed. and laminated...just in case.

Thank you Ryan.

That made my day.

And my week.

And made me like you even more! (if that were possible)

I miss you lovely!
And thanks again!
Brendon


Oh, and I attached the pics that Amanda took, not that they are as hot or jdfkjas;dfjas;kldjf as your's but um, yeah....





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[info]_yoplait
2006-11-25 09:44 pm UTC (link)
That was great and the pics are cute. You spelled a few things incorrectly. Fix those and other than that the story is awesome ^^.

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 09:46 pm UTC (link)
thanks, they were spelled incorrectly deliberately because its a frantic email.

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[info]meaningofxgone
2006-11-25 09:50 pm UTC (link)
aha, that was....nice of ryan

lmao

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 09:51 pm UTC (link)
lol, oh yeah, Pete gave me inspiration for doing that, lol, I've been planning it since before he went away. *grins*

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[info]i_drink_gerbils
2006-11-25 09:54 pm UTC (link)
Eee!!! What a cute update! And I definitely had a hunch that whatever was in that email wasn't going to be completely innocent...

Damn, I wish I had those pics...

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:01 pm UTC (link)
LOL, yes, how could Ryan possibly be innocent? *grins*

I do too, we contemplated finding naked pics of a guy who would look as close to Ryan's bodytype as we could, but decided to just talk about it instead of show something as close to it as possible.

thanks!

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[info]scribblednoise
2006-11-25 10:11 pm UTC (link)
O0Oh, naked pictures of Ryan? Hmm, I wonder...

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:12 pm UTC (link)
lol, you wonder what? *grins*

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[info]mandlebars
2006-11-25 10:14 pm UTC (link)
HA

I'm sure they weren't of the 'artistic' kind

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:15 pm UTC (link)
oh yes, very artistic in a 'lets get my boyfriend hot and bothered' type way *grins*

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[info]headphonexlove
2006-11-25 10:15 pm UTC (link)
jksoafiew
ahah, that made me smile.
lots.

and i re-read it like 20 times.
:DDD

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:16 pm UTC (link)
only 20? you should up it to like 40.
lol
I'm glad it made you smile though! :o)

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(no subject) - [info]headphonexlove, 2006-11-25 11:39 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-25 11:57 pm UTC

[info]_sofiej_
2006-11-25 10:18 pm UTC (link)
Haha, awesome! =)

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:19 pm UTC (link)
thanks!

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[info]exist2exist
2006-11-25 10:19 pm UTC (link)
i got alll excutied when saw this up i'm late to work caue i had to read this ugh .... even though it was short but still it was need. ugh they are soo cute.. i swera

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:20 pm UTC (link)
yes, it was very short, a tease even *grins*
Not good that you're late to work though, but thank you!

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(no subject) - [info]exist2exist, 2006-11-26 04:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-26 04:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]exist2exist, 2006-11-26 04:15 am UTC

[info]kaytvengeance
2006-11-25 10:34 pm UTC (link)
pft!
call that a chapter?
I think we should sue under the Trade Descriptions Act (dunno if you actually have that over there mind you), it should be an addition to chapter 23, like 23b or something.

It was short and sweet, and to the point though, as it needed to be I guess, but that was very mean to tease us with thinking it was gonna be a full chapter with possible smut. Meanies! You need to post more asap to make up for this =P

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:39 pm UTC (link)
Yes, well...we do call that a chapter. You're too spoiled with the long ones. Well, this was necessary. We're writing more and have more written, but hey, you should have expected this eventually *grins* we like to tease.

It was a full chapter and just imagine what Bren did when he got home from work....*grins*

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(no subject) - [info]kaytvengeance, 2006-11-25 11:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaytvengeance, 2006-11-25 11:17 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-25 11:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-25 11:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kaytvengeance, 2006-11-26 08:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-27 09:32 pm UTC

[info]virgo_girl86
2006-11-25 10:34 pm UTC (link)
awww it was so short! but yay! it was cute anyway....too bad there aren't any actual naked pics of Ryan to be attached to the story! lol

love you guys!

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:37 pm UTC (link)
well, if we had naked pics of Ry, we'd have attached them. *Grins* We almost put in pictures of a guy whose body was similar...but opted not if we didn't have the real thing.

Yep, it was short, a tease, we're like that.

Thank you!

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[info]fabledfaith
2006-11-25 10:38 pm UTC (link)
-SQUEALS-

BAAAAAAAAAHHHH.

I WANT THOSE PICTURES TO BE LEAKED ON THE INTERNET, PLZ.

'Cause I think Ryan'd look better than Pete.
-shivers-

C: That was adorable. You guys are awesome. I follow this story pretty religiously. ;)

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Ryan and Pete both have qualities to them that are hot, in my opinion. I feel less like a perve checking out the pics of Pete than I would checking out Ryan because he is so much younger than I and Pete and I are the same age. If I ever get Ry pics though, I'll pass them on. lol

And thank you! we like our religious fans *grins*

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(no subject) - [info]perfect_devil, 2006-11-25 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-25 11:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]perfect_devil, 2006-11-26 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-26 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]avieyal, 2006-11-26 02:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-26 02:41 am UTC

[info]make_out_clubb
2006-11-25 10:58 pm UTC (link)
hahahaha, I think I just laughed for like, 10 mins.
but Brendons reaction is WAY understandable.
If I got naked pictures of Ryan in an email, I would have done the saaame thing as Brendon. And oddly enough, a spider would have been my excuse also. lol, well, off to read it aaaaagain =]

HOLY FUCKING MOTHER OF HOLY MOTHER OF HOLY!

CHEEZ-IT CHRIST-CHEX RYAN!

^lmao^

ps, the first picture of them at the bottom makes me smile a lot.

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 11:48 pm UTC (link)
lol, yeah, spiders are my excuse for screaming at anything.

*grins*
thanks!

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[info]shelbias
2006-11-25 11:48 pm UTC (link)
all i could see was the little top of the first picture when i was scrolling down, and i thought you had pictures of ryan naked or something and i...well first spazzed...then realised that they weren't and i was slightly disappointed....
but this chapter was still great!

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-25 11:58 pm UTC (link)
aw, I'm sorry. We would have tried to do at least a similar body type, but then decided that we'd keep it a little more PG13/R and less XXX lol

Thanks!

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[info]amethyst__angel
2006-11-26 12:06 am UTC (link)
Wow. He sounds like...us...sounds like a fic review; we tend to respond like that sometimes.

This is a really interesting style for a chapter. I like it, a lot, mostly because even though there's none of the intense detail that my Creative Writing teacher always harps on about, I can really feel Brendon.

Only issue: it was too short, lol. Updates to really awesome fics are not allowed to be that short >.>

FYI: chapters seven and nineteen are missing from the links to previous chapters above. When I originally read this entire fic, way too late at night/early in the morning, I couldn't find them until I got smart. I'm not sure if you guys noticed.

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 12:08 am UTC (link)
lol, wow, dunno how that happened, thanks for the tip though!

Yeah, this chapter was ALL Alex. I'm just responding, lol. It did make a good chapter, but it isn't my style, but I like throwing surprises into the story.

Glad you enjoyed, even though it was short. But hey, we like to tease!

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[info]ava_desrosiers
2006-11-26 12:18 am UTC (link)
it was indeed a very good chapter, but why so short?

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 12:19 am UTC (link)
technically? Because Alex wrote this, it was supposed to be attached to 23 but we decided against it and to give you a tease before doing 25. And because we decided to not do Ryan's response.

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(no subject) - [info]ava_desrosiers, 2006-11-26 12:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-26 12:23 am UTC

[info]nailsxtacks
2006-11-26 12:23 am UTC (link)
*dies from shortness*

*damns Alex*

I hate you! Okay, so I lied. I don't hate you, I love you. :D

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 12:25 am UTC (link)
no damning Alex

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(no subject) - [info]nailsxtacks, 2006-11-26 12:25 am UTC
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[info]d3m0l1t10nl0v3r
2006-11-26 12:58 am UTC (link)
[[insert keyboard smash here]]

Naked...pictures?
Brendon is one lucky sonovabitch.
I love this like WOAH!!!
<333

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 01:00 am UTC (link)
lol, now if only we had the actual pics, huh? lol

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[info]rawr_im_leanne
2006-11-26 01:23 am UTC (link)
Short! But I loved it!! &heart;

I seriously hope I wasn't the only one who hoped you had somehow found naked pictures of Ryan! haha!

But those pictures are cute!!

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 01:24 am UTC (link)
lol, no, I wish we had for all of your sakes, but no, we had someone who looked a little similar, but it just wasn't ryan. sorry to dissapoint! lol

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(no subject) - [info]rawr_im_leanne, 2006-11-26 02:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmm___pete, 2006-11-26 02:43 am UTC
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[info]avieyal
2006-11-26 02:10 am UTC (link)
oh that was just too funny

adorable!

i assume ryan is going to reply?

the pics are too cute.

"spider" is the buzzword here kids, bren saw "spider".

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:43 am UTC (link)
thanks. as for a response, you'll have to wait until chapter 25 to find out.

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[info]cultcyndee
2006-11-26 02:22 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah. Can Brendon forward me the pics? Damn! I promise I will share with everyone on LJ. Ahh I speak shit. Good chapter. Can't wait for more. I love the way you put photo's with them. Makes the fic more...real....even though it's a fic. If that makes sense.... =)

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
aw, it does make sense, and yeah, thank you.

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[info]theusedlove
2006-11-26 02:24 am UTC (link)
that was so short! the other chapters are sooooo long!
im disappointed

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:39 am UTC (link)
well, life is disappointment, we aren't gonna give you huge chapters every time.

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[info]sebaddict_rehab
2006-11-26 02:31 am UTC (link)
is that it?! i got all excited and everything!!

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

but very good anyway, and the pics are sooo cute!

more?

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:38 am UTC (link)
yes, that is it for Chapter 24. The next time we post will be Chapter 25.

*grins*

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(no subject) - [info]sebaddict_rehab, 2006-11-26 02:23 pm UTC
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[info]heartsxwrists
2006-11-26 02:46 am UTC (link)
ahaha!

i love it!

more soon?

xo

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:47 am UTC (link)
more eventually, soon? eh, depends on how you define soon. *grins*

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[info]heartsxwrists
2006-11-26 02:54 am UTC (link)
like tuesday soon?

pwease?

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:55 am UTC (link)
sounds a bit too soon to me.

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[info]heartsxwrists
2006-11-26 02:57 am UTC (link)
sometime before next weekend soon?

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[info]mmm___pete
2006-11-26 02:58 am UTC (link)
I dunno, I'll have to discuss it with Alex. Perhaps Friday...

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